Secret Protocols: Michael Returns

A few days ago I found myself having lunch with Michaelmatician. I ordered a sandwich at a downtown deli and as I was walked to my vehicle I passed an ally. I was suddenly struck by a half-eaten grapefruit thrown from behind a dumpster. It was Michael.

He proceeded to tell me news of his recent activities. As I joined him in his ally hideout, I learned that he has been travelling a bit. He spoke of his visits to Algeria as well as Oregon. During our discussion, I learned that he has prepared a sound unit for the world. It is waiting to be discovered and studied (hopefully by Jeremy Shingles and not Dedonde Enterprises). Michael refuses to disclose the location (time/space) of his Sound Unit, therefore I must monitor the media for any word on such a thing. Michael also commanded that an event be held to unvail this unit to the world. The exact time and place of such an event is not known, but Michael stated that he will spend time in the U.S. this year. His first stop: Dallas. As for the reasoning behind this choice of location, he said he hoped the “effect” of the unit would destroy the “Gulf Time-Border” and “de-quantify” the ozone. I assume that he will visit various major cities while he is here.

The Sound Unit is going to be the second Michaelmatician effort professed by Michael since the formation of the 2nd-wave Resistance (1982). Although there seems to be a rather large gap between these two units, I imagine it has not been very long for Michael. He also hinted at a new keyboard used for this Sound Unit. I imagine it was stolen from a garage sale somewhere in Guam.

All news of this coming Sound Unit will be posted on this blog, so keep an eye out.

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