Archive for June, 2010

A Unit Discovered

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on 06/30/2010 by jeremyshingles

These photos were taken in early 1993 by an anonymous baseball card collector in Austin, Texas. Research concerning this discovery is currently being conducted and I am waiting for Michael to comment.

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This is a photo of the collector, before he disappeared in 1996.

While routinely searching various pawn shops and thrift stores over the past weekend I made the discovery. The photos were found inside a comic book at this pawn shop:

We shall continue to look, in hopes that one day we will see.

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Recent Photos of Michaelmatician Surface: A Performance?!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 06/23/2010 by jeremyshingles

No one knows when. No one knows where. At some place in space and at some point in time Michaelmatician performed in secret recently. This will mark the first known performance by Michael in ‘our’ 2010. His previous known performance was in 2006 at the Tokyo Game Show. The following photos were submitted anonymously over the past weekend and seem to indicate a club-like stage setting. It is very hard to determine if Michaelmatician traveled in time before/during the performance.

If we are to assume that Michael’s performance was current for him (his ‘present’), then there may be more to come. If we go a step further and conclude that this performance occurred locally then it is highly possible that Michael is still in Dallas. Most of us were under the impression that he left for Los Angeles in late May, after the revelation of Photonic Einductor. Certainly representatives from Dedonde Inc. have been alerted about the supposed performance and are most likely monitoring all venues and post offices.

I have made efforts to contact Michael after learning about the performance and I will wait for his response. It could take days, but he shall respond. The resistance is ever growing and awaiting his instructions. To all resistors who were not informed of the performance- it was for your protection. Michael commands us to continue our duties at local libraries, post offices, dark alleys and at home. Resistance Maintains!

Jeremy Shingles
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Phontonic Einductor’s Single: ‘Monitors Off’

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on 06/11/2010 by jeremyshingles

Michaelmatician’s newest sound unit (album) has been revealed. Here is a track from it entitled ‘Monitors Off’.

Photonic Einductor Reviewed!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 06/03/2010 by jeremyshingles

Photonic Einductor is Michaelmatician’s newest effort (a ‘sound unit’ as he calls it) to be discovered.

He recently gave me permission to review it and get some of his comments about it. This was done via writing on restaurant napkins and hiding them in movie theatres. After determining the locations, I would have to write a single question on a napkin and then hide it in the 10:30 theatre for “Iron Man 2”. He would then retrieve the napkin and leave his response on the back inside the 8:30 theatre. This meant that I received the answers before he received the questions. It was slightly irritating.

For the reader’s sake I will list the question and then its answer, even though Michael insisted that the answers only be provided.

1. What Inspired you to create this unit?

M: The future. Certain things needed to be said about the things that will occur. Also, I found a new keyboard machine in Guam and I needed to use it.

2. Are there any musical influences you would like to share with regards to the unit?

M: Yes, but most of them are secret. I had spoken with Thomas Dolby in ’85 about techno-modulation. It is a concept that involves the time dimension changing its ‘key’ inversely to the harmonic key. Very subtle.

3. Who do you hope will be reached by this unit?

M: Workers, teachers, plumbers and accountants. Aside from those groups it won’t matter who hears/sees it.

At this point we ran out of napkins and I never saw Michael again. We are still working out the details on distribution.
“Only those who see will be chosen to possess the unit.”

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