Archive for January, 2012

DeDonde Inc. against PIPA and SOPA

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 01/24/2012 by jeremyshingles

During the recent internet outrage about PIPA and SOPA, a representative from DeDonde Inc. in Tulsa stated that the company is strongly against the proposed legislation of PIPA and SOPA. This has come as a surprise to many people based on DeDonde Inc.’s historical stance concerning any and all legislation. (Always in favor.)

“Well, in this case DeDonde is in the same boat as most Americans who don’t want to lose the freedoms currently available on the internet. If PIPA and SOPA are passed, tons of user-created content will be removed. DeDonde cannot support this, there is just too much private data to aquire.”

DeDonde’s representative Tartley Sangham has indicated that the company is very interested in being able to gain from the information made available across the web. This is no doubt unethical, but to stop it would mean censorship. We shall not support DeDonde Inc. or Tulsa. We shall however learn to see the Michrotron.




A New Image Unit 2012

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , on 01/18/2012 by jeremyshingles

This image has been transmitted by MICHAELmATICIAN in 2012. It has been communicated that the image is about the Sound Unit that MICHAELmATICIAN will release in the year 2012. Jeremy Shingles is currently consulting both the Periodic Table of Elements and a map of the continental United States to uncover more about the meaning of the image.

Also, we must now confirm that MICHAELmATICIAN is currently in Dallas. There were reports this past weekend of MICHAELmATICIAN being seen at the Golden Globe Awards (in Los Angeles). One of our members claimed that “During Meryl Streep’s speech there was a comotion in the audience. Someone was attempting to bring a pair of spectacles to [Streep] when George Clooney attempted to speak to MICHAELmATICIAN. It seems that the spectacles were either mistakely given to MICHAELmATICIAN or simply destroyed.” We believe that it is not likely that MICHAELmATICIAN would have been at the awards. We assume that [Clooney] mistook MICHAELmATICIAN for either Crispin Glover or a waiter.


2011 Films: Observed By All Resistors (For The First Time)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2012 by jeremyshingles


Most of the Resistors in our organization have submitted the various films they’ve observed during the year of 2011. The following is a list of those films in no particular order. **MICHAELmATICIAN is believed to have observed only Horrible Bosses, stating that “it’s a very telling documentary”.

  1. Laura
  2. Kansas City Confidential
  3. Gun Crazy
  4. Big Combo
  5. I Wake Up Screaming
  6. Touch of Evil
  7. Pick Pocket
  8. The Night of The Hunter
  9. Rififi
  10. The Last Wave
  11. Brute Force
  12. The Trial
  13. Network
  14. Colossus: The Forbin Project
  15. Midnight Run
  16. Thieves Highway
  17. The Town
  18. The Taking of Pelham 123 (1973)
  19. The Switch
  20. Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  21. Definitely, Maybe
  22. Social Network
  23. Maiden Heist
  24. They Live
  25. Naked City
  26. Primer
  27. Westworld
  28. Nosferatu: The Vampyre
  29. The Lookout
  30. The Bucket List
  31. High Noon
  32. Lincoln Lawyer
  33. Body Heat
  34. Bullitt
  35. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
  36. Blink
  37. Asphalt Jungle
  38. The Bourne Ultimatum
  39. I Confess
  40. In a Lonely Place
  41. Super 8
  42. Notorious
  43. Bringing Up Baby
  44. Dead Reaconing
  45. His Girl Friday
  46. Seven Year Itch
  47. Ace In The Hole
  48. Paths Of Glory
  49. Killer’s Kiss
  50. The Killing
  51. Inglorious Basterds
  52. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  53. Frenzy
  54. Strangers On A Train
  55. Shadow Of A Doubt
  56. Suspicion
  57. Disclosure
  58. Charade
  59. Blow Out
  60. The Following
  61. The Prestige
  62. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)
  63. The Pledge
  64. True Grit (2010)
  65. 30 Minutes or Less
  66. Horrible Bosses
  67. The Hangover II
  68. The Ref
  69. The Happening
  70. Witness
  71. Broadcast News
  72. The King Of Marvin Gardens
  73. Call 777 Northside
  74. Escape From The Planet of The Apes
  75. Beneath The Planet of The Apes
  76. The Apartment
  77. Night Of The Iguana
  78. The Conversation
  79. Out Cold (1989)
  80. Les Diaboliques
  81. Modern Times
  82. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
  83. Hereafter
  84. Fatal Attraction
  85. Adjustment Bureau
  86. North By Northwest
  87. Rosemary’s Baby
  88. Prizzi’s Honor
  89. The Changeling
  90. Whatever Works
  91. Take the Money And Run
  92. Sabotage
  93. The Lady Vanishes
  94. The Big Clock
  95. The Sweet Smell Of Success
  96. Drive
  97. Source Code
  98. I Am Number Four
  99. Limitless
  100. Unknown
  101. Night and The City