MISSING PERSONS, NEW SOUND UNIT

MICHAELmATICIAN has made no further comment about his upcoming Sound Unit, although an unrelated piece of news states that several VHS copies of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock were found in the restroom of a Dallas Dunkin’ Donuts this past weekend.

In Dallas, many music critics have gone missing during the past few months. Their respective music blogs are dead, but no one’s really noticed. There are currently 658 missing persons in Dallas county: 182 music critics/performers, 342 former Tyson Chicken employees, 108 current DeDonde Inc employees and 26 “MICHAELmATICIANs” (various ages/races).

Not before the the release of MICHAELmATICIAN’s newest Sound Unit, we predict that there will be some sort of video unit(s) meant to accompany it. Jeremy Shingles may or may not direct these units.

Do not attempt to present either a used VHS Star Trek I or II to MICHAELmATICIAN for the purpose of obtaining the new Sound Unit. The only acceptable used VHS is Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, and possibly Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann. (You are not expected to view either film).

“WIRING of a typical VCR can be modified to manipulate Time, but only in the inverse of Space dimensions.”

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Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann

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