Archive for 2012
MICHAELmATICIAN respectfully disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime. With simply a 1986 keyboard and his voice, MICHAELmATICIAN creates “sound units” of New Wave music for all Right citizens of Dallas, Texas. His lyrics are mostly technic professions meant for Resistors that comprise his organization. Of course, all of this is carefully documented by Jeremy Shingles (not to mention representatives of DeDonde Inc.).
In 2012, MICHAELmATICIAN is represented in the form of his latest Sound Unit “Mind Wiring”. This Sound Unit contains fifteen tracks of new music and professions that showcase the evolution and maturity of MICHAELmATICIAN’s sound. The built-in drum machine in his 1986 keyboard takes on a life of its own, not merely being a secondary presence. It disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime to be sure, not to mention this year’s neo-techno super pop FM hits. To MICHAELmATICIAN, sounds are as important as lyrics. Please understand: the drum machine’s hi-hat is as important as the lyric “invented”. So is silence.
“Palace Algeria” is the first track from Mind Wiring and has been released to the public. It represents MICHAELmATICIAN’s musical philosophy as well as his technic ideology. Therefore, to understand “Palace Algeria” is to understand MICHAELmATICIAN. However, to misunderstand it is to agree with Dimensional Spacetime. You’d be better off following Coldplay on Twitter. In “Palace Algeria”, MICHAELmATICIAN moves in a new direction/dimension. Listeners must decide if they will join or simply follow. You must decide if you agree or disagree with Dimensional Spacetime. Your action is required.
MICHAELmATICIAN has made no further comment about his upcoming Sound Unit, although an unrelated piece of news states that several VHS copies of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock were found in the restroom of a Dallas Dunkin’ Donuts this past weekend.
In Dallas, many music critics have gone missing during the past few months. Their respective music blogs are dead, but no one’s really noticed. There are currently 658 missing persons in Dallas county: 182 music critics/performers, 342 former Tyson Chicken employees, 108 current DeDonde Inc employees and 26 “MICHAELmATICIANs” (various ages/races).
Not before the the release of MICHAELmATICIAN’s newest Sound Unit, we predict that there will be some sort of video unit(s) meant to accompany it. Jeremy Shingles may or may not direct these units.
Do not attempt to present either a used VHS Star Trek I or II to MICHAELmATICIAN for the purpose of obtaining the new Sound Unit. The only acceptable used VHS is Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, and possibly Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann. (You are not expected to view either film).
“WIRING of a typical VCR can be modified to manipulate Time, but only in the inverse of Space dimensions.”
MICHAELmATICIAN’s upcoming sound unit will contain a sound piece named “Palace Algeria”. MICHAELmATICIAN has stated that Algeria is the last stronghold of the Resistance, therefore we assume the sound piece elaborates upon that. Also, “Palace Algeria” will mark the first time since 1988 that a music single has referenced Algeria (Algeria’s national anthem was released as a Christmas song in 1988). Although the people of Algeria will be extremely excited to hear the sound piece, it is likely that “Palace Algeria” will not arrive there until late next year (Algerian law states that any outside music must be translated and re-recorded before being distributed in Algeria). It is our hope that this law can be circumvented by the smuggling of used VHS tapes on which the sound piece will be recorded. MICHAELmATICIAN will likely select a local Algerian VHS favorite: Star Trek III – The Search for Spock.
Please stay tuned for “Palace Algeria” by MICHAELmATICIAN. It will be made accessible at the Jeremy Shingles Blog. If you wish to have “Palace Algeria” on your used VHS, please contact us. Finally, from the aforementioned anthem: “That we are in revolt, whether to live or to die, we are determined that Algeria should live, so be our witness, be our witness, be our witness”