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LifeLock vs. Lifelock (MICHAELmATICIAN, Dustin Hoffman)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 09/20/2012 by jeremyshingles

In MICHAELmATICIAN’s latest Sound Unit (Mind Wiring) he has included “Lifelock”. We must demonstrate that it is different from the company called “LifeLock”, which was acquired by DeDonde Inc. in 2003. Although the positive benefits of LifeLock are legitimate, various aspects of it are quite questionable.

On their website, LifeLock states “We also track known alternate names, in addition to the name you currently use.” The implications of this statement are troubling at best. We are to assume that representatives of DeDonde Inc. shall investigate the name you currently use. However, the investigation of “alternate names” means that if other persons are considered to have alternate names for the name you currently use then they will be eliminated. (Only one named can be assigned to one citizen). So, if Dustin Hoffman prefers to be called D. Peter Hoffman, then Peter Hoffman will be transported to DeDonde Omaha and eliminated.(Assuming that Peter does not have LifeLock). This process is known as “name clearing” and has been occurring since 2008.

Back to MICHAELmATICIAN’s “Lifelock”, we know this to be the name of a piece of legislation passed in 1988 that designates facilities for persons who’ve attempted to take their own lives.

[MICHAELmATICIAN’s Lifelock]

The confusion is understandable, yet only one LIFELOCK can be honored. Citizens are expected to accept the rejection of the “Lifelock” and avoid the mockery that is “LifeLock”. Let the showdown begin…

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DVDs Destroy Dallas by Donation.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 07/24/2012 by jeremyshingles

Monday July 23rd: An abandonded burning car was found near a Dallas city park. A discarded police report states that the trunk of the car contained multiple garbage bags filled with DVDs and were unharmed by the fire. Allegedly, the DVDs were all identical copies of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (1956). Officer Parker indicated in the report that nearly 160 copies were recovered from the car trunk and subsequently donated to the “worst Dallas library available”.

Librarian Terry Malloy has denied such a donation, as well as the existence of the aforementioned “worst” library. Mr. Malloy made the following statement:

“I’ve been the Director of library services in this city for 4+ years, and I can tell you that most of our DVD donations come from the Local Ebay Reject List. We don’t accept anything less.”


(Terry Malloy)

MICHAELmATICIAN has previously stated that events not unlike this one are most likely staged attempts to destroy standard DVD players in hopes that they will be replaced by Blu-Ray players. MICHAELmATICIAN has stated that Blu-Ray is a “radical notion meant for technologies more primitive than GE”. He has also discouraged the donating of Blu-Ray DVDs to any local librarium.

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2:37am To Be Removed!!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/01/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN has proposed an official alteration to the time system of the Left Transversive World. On tuesday May 29th the proposition was submitted to the Terminal Timekeeper outlining a plan to replace and rearrange parts of the LTW time system. The Timekeeper has yet to comment on the proposition, while many speculate that no change will be implemented (The most recent time system change occured in 1979).

MICHAELmATICIAN’s plan is as follows: The minute “2:37am” will be removed from the time system. The lacking minute will then be replaced by the doubling of the minute “7:32pm”, making it 120 seconds in duration. This extended minute will mean the replacement of any and all time pieces in the LTW. As MICHAELmATICIAN puts it, “if half of the LTW is living in 7:32pm while the other half is living in the former state of 7:33pm, then the cosmic time code will be inverted terminally. However, this may have positive effects on the economy in certain parts of the LTW. Only time will tell.”

The Right Transversive World converted to a similar system in 2006 when the minute “3:33am” was divided into an additional 30 seconds in “1:11pm” and 5:55pm”, respectively.

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“The Current Timekeeper”
(Ronald Stams)1972-Present

“MIND WIRING” is coming soon

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 04/19/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN respectfully disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime. With simply a 1986 keyboard and his voice, MICHAELmATICIAN creates “sound units” of New Wave music for all Right citizens of Dallas, Texas. His lyrics are mostly technic professions meant for Resistors that comprise his organization. Of course, all of this is carefully documented by Jeremy Shingles (not to mention representatives of DeDonde Inc.).

In 2012, MICHAELmATICIAN is represented in the form of his latest Sound Unit “Mind Wiring”. This Sound Unit contains fifteen tracks of new music and professions that showcase the evolution and maturity of MICHAELmATICIAN’s sound. The built-in drum machine in his 1986 keyboard takes on a life of its own, not merely being a secondary presence. It disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime to be sure, not to mention this year’s neo-techno super pop FM hits. To MICHAELmATICIAN, sounds are as important as lyrics. Please understand: the drum machine’s hi-hat is as important as the lyric “invented”. So is silence.

“Palace Algeria” is the first track from Mind Wiring and has been released to the public. It represents MICHAELmATICIAN’s musical philosophy as well as his technic ideology. Therefore, to understand “Palace Algeria” is to understand MICHAELmATICIAN. However, to misunderstand it is to agree with Dimensional Spacetime. You’d be better off following Coldplay on Twitter. In “Palace Algeria”, MICHAELmATICIAN moves in a new direction/dimension. Listeners must decide if they will join or simply follow. You must decide if you agree or disagree with Dimensional Spacetime. Your action is required.

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Wave/Particle Duality

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 12/20/2011 by jeremyshingles

This image was previously submitted to the Jeremy Shingles Blog, but its purpose was not revealed. MICHAELmATICIAN has now revealed that this image is to correspond with the Sound Piece “Wave/Particle Duality” which will be included in the forthcoming Sound Unit (album). We can only assume that MICHAELmATICIAN will continue to release bits of information concerning the forthcoming album in this manner, which all Right Citizens shall pay careful attention to.

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Resistance Meets @ The Double Wide (8.6.11)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 08/12/2011 by jeremyshingles

The following photographs were taken in Dallas on August 6th 2011 at a Sound Unit performance of MICHAELmATICIAN:

Double Wide 8/6 c.

Double Wide 8/6 b.

Double Wide 8/6 a.

What Year Is It?

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 08/08/2011 by jeremyshingles

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All Right Citizens are expected to answer the following questions (in the comments of this post):

1. What year was this photograph taken in?

2. Who is in this photograph?

3. What city was this photograph taken in?

***All Resistors have reported the answers to these questions in secret. The meeting will occur as planned, the transmission must be modified according to the previous memo.

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