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Palace Algeria (music video 2013)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 12/10/2013 by jeremyshingles


The following music video by MICHAELmATICIAN is for the sound piece “Palace Algeria”. All Resistors must take note of the illustrated transformation displayed thereby enabling transition from one transversive world to the next. Palace Algeria is the destination beyond this time barrier. Dedonde be damned. 2.342

“MIND WIRING” is coming soon

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 04/19/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN respectfully disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime. With simply a 1986 keyboard and his voice, MICHAELmATICIAN creates “sound units” of New Wave music for all Right citizens of Dallas, Texas. His lyrics are mostly technic professions meant for Resistors that comprise his organization. Of course, all of this is carefully documented by Jeremy Shingles (not to mention representatives of DeDonde Inc.).

In 2012, MICHAELmATICIAN is represented in the form of his latest Sound Unit “Mind Wiring”. This Sound Unit contains fifteen tracks of new music and professions that showcase the evolution and maturity of MICHAELmATICIAN’s sound. The built-in drum machine in his 1986 keyboard takes on a life of its own, not merely being a secondary presence. It disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime to be sure, not to mention this year’s neo-techno super pop FM hits. To MICHAELmATICIAN, sounds are as important as lyrics. Please understand: the drum machine’s hi-hat is as important as the lyric “invented”. So is silence.

“Palace Algeria” is the first track from Mind Wiring and has been released to the public. It represents MICHAELmATICIAN’s musical philosophy as well as his technic ideology. Therefore, to understand “Palace Algeria” is to understand MICHAELmATICIAN. However, to misunderstand it is to agree with Dimensional Spacetime. You’d be better off following Coldplay on Twitter. In “Palace Algeria”, MICHAELmATICIAN moves in a new direction/dimension. Listeners must decide if they will join or simply follow. You must decide if you agree or disagree with Dimensional Spacetime. Your action is required.


Mind Your Clock

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 03/20/2012 by jeremyshingles

At a Dallas USPS location, MICHAELmATICIAN has recently commented on his forthcoming Sound Unit which is to contain the single “Palace Algeria”. In light of these comments, it seems that the Sound Unit has been in the works for nearly two years. However, this is contradicted by MICHAELmATICIAN’s subsequent argument with a postal worker about the then current date:

Postal Worker: Sir, the date is March 19th. This is what we must reference and stamp on all outbound mail today.

MICHAELmATICIAN: Outbound mail is a myth.

Postal Worker: I’m sorry?

MICHAELmATICIAN: The date will be October 10th 2010. Shall it be written down?

Postal Worker: I believe you’re mistaken.

MICHAELmATICIAN: You have mocked the Binary Mainframe. Mind your clock.

Although the time frame regarding the new Sound Unit by MICHAELmATICIAN is unclear, we can be sure that it will be “epic”. Please keep an eye out for any updates and/or the release of “Palace Algeria” (the expected single). Mind your clock!




Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 03/07/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN has made no further comment about his upcoming Sound Unit, although an unrelated piece of news states that several VHS copies of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock were found in the restroom of a Dallas Dunkin’ Donuts this past weekend.

In Dallas, many music critics have gone missing during the past few months. Their respective music blogs are dead, but no one’s really noticed. There are currently 658 missing persons in Dallas county: 182 music critics/performers, 342 former Tyson Chicken employees, 108 current DeDonde Inc employees and 26 “MICHAELmATICIANs” (various ages/races).

Not before the the release of MICHAELmATICIAN’s newest Sound Unit, we predict that there will be some sort of video unit(s) meant to accompany it. Jeremy Shingles may or may not direct these units.

Do not attempt to present either a used VHS Star Trek I or II to MICHAELmATICIAN for the purpose of obtaining the new Sound Unit. The only acceptable used VHS is Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, and possibly Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann. (You are not expected to view either film).

“WIRING of a typical VCR can be modified to manipulate Time, but only in the inverse of Space dimensions.”


Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann

Jeremy Shingles Reports: Michrotron

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on 02/21/2012 by jeremyshingles

DeDonde Inc. Acquires Copyrights:Major/Minor

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 02/03/2012 by jeremyshingles

DeDonde Inc. continues to gain control over various sectors of the entertainment industry this year. Within the music industry, DeDonde has so far copyrighted both the major and minor scales as well as the perfect fifth. It is believed that DeDonde plans to use these rights to gain profits from any and all uses of their acquired musical scales and intervals. In early January, DeDonde reportedly received payment for use of the minor scale in the song “Moves Like Jagger”, which equalled 18% of the total royalties from the song. The respective music artist has not commented about the payment to DeDonde Inc. Many critics have also questioned the meaning of the song’s lyrics and the scope of its popularity.

The implications of a large multi-national corporation like DeDonde Inc. holding copyrights to musical scales and intervals are innumerable. Secondary schools and Karaoke Bars must now agree to pay the 18% flat rate the DeDonde Inc. anytime their scales or intervals are used, including inversions and alterations. It is predicted that by the end of July 2012 DeDonde will have rights to C# and most likely “Drop D” tuning.

MICHAELmATICIAN has stated that all citizens should fight against the legal enforcement of any music-related payment to DeDonde Inc. based on copyrights of musical note sequences. He has also requested that “Drop D” tuning be  avoided immediately.


DeDonde Inc. against PIPA and SOPA

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 01/24/2012 by jeremyshingles

During the recent internet outrage about PIPA and SOPA, a representative from DeDonde Inc. in Tulsa stated that the company is strongly against the proposed legislation of PIPA and SOPA. This has come as a surprise to many people based on DeDonde Inc.’s historical stance concerning any and all legislation. (Always in favor.)

“Well, in this case DeDonde is in the same boat as most Americans who don’t want to lose the freedoms currently available on the internet. If PIPA and SOPA are passed, tons of user-created content will be removed. DeDonde cannot support this, there is just too much private data to aquire.”

DeDonde’s representative Tartley Sangham has indicated that the company is very interested in being able to gain from the information made available across the web. This is no doubt unethical, but to stop it would mean censorship. We shall not support DeDonde Inc. or Tulsa. We shall however learn to see the Michrotron.