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LifeLock vs. Lifelock (MICHAELmATICIAN, Dustin Hoffman)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 09/20/2012 by jeremyshingles

In MICHAELmATICIAN’s latest Sound Unit (Mind Wiring) he has included “Lifelock”. We must demonstrate that it is different from the company called “LifeLock”, which was acquired by DeDonde Inc. in 2003. Although the positive benefits of LifeLock are legitimate, various aspects of it are quite questionable.

On their website, LifeLock states “We also track known alternate names, in addition to the name you currently use.” The implications of this statement are troubling at best. We are to assume that representatives of DeDonde Inc. shall investigate the name you currently use. However, the investigation of “alternate names” means that if other persons are considered to have alternate names for the name you currently use then they will be eliminated. (Only one named can be assigned to one citizen). So, if Dustin Hoffman prefers to be called D. Peter Hoffman, then Peter Hoffman will be transported to DeDonde Omaha and eliminated.(Assuming that Peter does not have LifeLock). This process is known as “name clearing” and has been occurring since 2008.

Back to MICHAELmATICIAN’s “Lifelock”, we know this to be the name of a piece of legislation passed in 1988 that designates facilities for persons who’ve attempted to take their own lives.

[MICHAELmATICIAN’s Lifelock]

The confusion is understandable, yet only one LIFELOCK can be honored. Citizens are expected to accept the rejection of the “Lifelock” and avoid the mockery that is “LifeLock”. Let the showdown begin…

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No More Zombie Stores…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 08/28/2012 by jeremyshingles

DEDONDE INC. – FORT WORTH

Jeremy Shingles recently attended a seminar held by DeDonde Inc. (Fort Worth). The seminar was called “Un-failed Markets: Money Undead”. The basic premise was that various commerical areas that have failed or “gone under” are to be resurrected by DeDonde Inc. Three attendees were forced to leave the seminar after disrupting a speaker by yelling “no more zombie stores”. This is believed to be in reference to the rumour that Bennigan’s locations will be reopened by DeDonde Inc. They will not be serving American-Irish-American food. They are to give payday loans to unemployed actors. This claim cannot be confirmed.

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2:37am To Be Removed!!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/01/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN has proposed an official alteration to the time system of the Left Transversive World. On tuesday May 29th the proposition was submitted to the Terminal Timekeeper outlining a plan to replace and rearrange parts of the LTW time system. The Timekeeper has yet to comment on the proposition, while many speculate that no change will be implemented (The most recent time system change occured in 1979).

MICHAELmATICIAN’s plan is as follows: The minute “2:37am” will be removed from the time system. The lacking minute will then be replaced by the doubling of the minute “7:32pm”, making it 120 seconds in duration. This extended minute will mean the replacement of any and all time pieces in the LTW. As MICHAELmATICIAN puts it, “if half of the LTW is living in 7:32pm while the other half is living in the former state of 7:33pm, then the cosmic time code will be inverted terminally. However, this may have positive effects on the economy in certain parts of the LTW. Only time will tell.”

The Right Transversive World converted to a similar system in 2006 when the minute “3:33am” was divided into an additional 30 seconds in “1:11pm” and 5:55pm”, respectively.

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“The Current Timekeeper”
(Ronald Stams)1972-Present

DeDonde Inc. Employment Application

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2011 Films: Observed By All Resistors (For The First Time)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2012 by jeremyshingles

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Most of the Resistors in our organization have submitted the various films they’ve observed during the year of 2011. The following is a list of those films in no particular order. **MICHAELmATICIAN is believed to have observed only Horrible Bosses, stating that “it’s a very telling documentary”.

  1. Laura
  2. Kansas City Confidential
  3. Gun Crazy
  4. Big Combo
  5. I Wake Up Screaming
  6. Touch of Evil
  7. Pick Pocket
  8. The Night of The Hunter
  9. Rififi
  10. The Last Wave
  11. Brute Force
  12. The Trial
  13. Network
  14. Colossus: The Forbin Project
  15. Midnight Run
  16. Thieves Highway
  17. The Town
  18. The Taking of Pelham 123 (1973)
  19. The Switch
  20. Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  21. Definitely, Maybe
  22. Social Network
  23. Maiden Heist
  24. They Live
  25. Naked City
  26. Primer
  27. Westworld
  28. Nosferatu: The Vampyre
  29. The Lookout
  30. The Bucket List
  31. High Noon
  32. Lincoln Lawyer
  33. Body Heat
  34. Bullitt
  35. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
  36. Blink
  37. Asphalt Jungle
  38. The Bourne Ultimatum
  39. I Confess
  40. In a Lonely Place
  41. Super 8
  42. Notorious
  43. Bringing Up Baby
  44. Dead Reaconing
  45. His Girl Friday
  46. Seven Year Itch
  47. Ace In The Hole
  48. Paths Of Glory
  49. Killer’s Kiss
  50. The Killing
  51. Inglorious Basterds
  52. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  53. Frenzy
  54. Strangers On A Train
  55. Shadow Of A Doubt
  56. Suspicion
  57. Disclosure
  58. Charade
  59. Blow Out
  60. The Following
  61. The Prestige
  62. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)
  63. The Pledge
  64. True Grit (2010)
  65. 30 Minutes or Less
  66. Horrible Bosses
  67. The Hangover II
  68. The Ref
  69. The Happening
  70. Witness
  71. Broadcast News
  72. The King Of Marvin Gardens
  73. Call 777 Northside
  74. Escape From The Planet of The Apes
  75. Beneath The Planet of The Apes
  76. The Apartment
  77. Night Of The Iguana
  78. The Conversation
  79. Out Cold (1989)
  80. Les Diaboliques
  81. Modern Times
  82. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
  83. Hereafter
  84. Fatal Attraction
  85. Adjustment Bureau
  86. North By Northwest
  87. Rosemary’s Baby
  88. Prizzi’s Honor
  89. The Changeling
  90. Whatever Works
  91. Take the Money And Run
  92. Sabotage
  93. The Lady Vanishes
  94. The Big Clock
  95. The Sweet Smell Of Success
  96. Drive
  97. Source Code
  98. I Am Number Four
  99. Limitless
  100. Unknown
  101. Night and The City

Wave/Particle Duality

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 12/20/2011 by jeremyshingles

This image was previously submitted to the Jeremy Shingles Blog, but its purpose was not revealed. MICHAELmATICIAN has now revealed that this image is to correspond with the Sound Piece “Wave/Particle Duality” which will be included in the forthcoming Sound Unit (album). We can only assume that MICHAELmATICIAN will continue to release bits of information concerning the forthcoming album in this manner, which all Right Citizens shall pay careful attention to.

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Resistance Meets @ The Double Wide (8.6.11)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 08/12/2011 by jeremyshingles

The following photographs were taken in Dallas on August 6th 2011 at a Sound Unit performance of MICHAELmATICIAN:

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Double Wide 8/6 b.

Double Wide 8/6 a.