DEDONDE INC. – FORT WORTH
Jeremy Shingles recently attended a seminar held by DeDonde Inc. (Fort Worth). The seminar was called “Un-failed Markets: Money Undead”. The basic premise was that various commerical areas that have failed or “gone under” are to be resurrected by DeDonde Inc. Three attendees were forced to leave the seminar after disrupting a speaker by yelling “no more zombie stores”. This is believed to be in reference to the rumour that Bennigan’s locations will be reopened by DeDonde Inc. They will not be serving American-Irish-American food. They are to give payday loans to unemployed actors. This claim cannot be confirmed.