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Palace Algeria (music video 2013)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 12/10/2013 by jeremyshingles


The following music video by MICHAELmATICIAN is for the sound piece “Palace Algeria”. All Resistors must take note of the illustrated transformation displayed thereby enabling transition from one transversive world to the next. Palace Algeria is the destination beyond this time barrier. Dedonde be damned. 2.342


Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 04/24/2013 by jeremyshingles

LifeLock vs. Lifelock (MICHAELmATICIAN, Dustin Hoffman)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 09/20/2012 by jeremyshingles

In MICHAELmATICIAN’s latest Sound Unit (Mind Wiring) he has included “Lifelock”. We must demonstrate that it is different from the company called “LifeLock”, which was acquired by DeDonde Inc. in 2003. Although the positive benefits of LifeLock are legitimate, various aspects of it are quite questionable.

On their website, LifeLock states “We also track known alternate names, in addition to the name you currently use.” The implications of this statement are troubling at best. We are to assume that representatives of DeDonde Inc. shall investigate the name you currently use. However, the investigation of “alternate names” means that if other persons are considered to have alternate names for the name you currently use then they will be eliminated. (Only one named can be assigned to one citizen). So, if Dustin Hoffman prefers to be called D. Peter Hoffman, then Peter Hoffman will be transported to DeDonde Omaha and eliminated.(Assuming that Peter does not have LifeLock). This process is known as “name clearing” and has been occurring since 2008.

Back to MICHAELmATICIAN’s “Lifelock”, we know this to be the name of a piece of legislation passed in 1988 that designates facilities for persons who’ve attempted to take their own lives.


The confusion is understandable, yet only one LIFELOCK can be honored. Citizens are expected to accept the rejection of the “Lifelock” and avoid the mockery that is “LifeLock”. Let the showdown begin…


No More Zombie Stores…

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 08/28/2012 by jeremyshingles


Jeremy Shingles recently attended a seminar held by DeDonde Inc. (Fort Worth). The seminar was called “Un-failed Markets: Money Undead”. The basic premise was that various commerical areas that have failed or “gone under” are to be resurrected by DeDonde Inc. Three attendees were forced to leave the seminar after disrupting a speaker by yelling “no more zombie stores”. This is believed to be in reference to the rumour that Bennigan’s locations will be reopened by DeDonde Inc. They will not be serving American-Irish-American food. They are to give payday loans to unemployed actors. This claim cannot be confirmed.


DVDs Destroy Dallas by Donation.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 07/24/2012 by jeremyshingles

Monday July 23rd: An abandonded burning car was found near a Dallas city park. A discarded police report states that the trunk of the car contained multiple garbage bags filled with DVDs and were unharmed by the fire. Allegedly, the DVDs were all identical copies of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (1956). Officer Parker indicated in the report that nearly 160 copies were recovered from the car trunk and subsequently donated to the “worst Dallas library available”.

Librarian Terry Malloy has denied such a donation, as well as the existence of the aforementioned “worst” library. Mr. Malloy made the following statement:

“I’ve been the Director of library services in this city for 4+ years, and I can tell you that most of our DVD donations come from the Local Ebay Reject List. We don’t accept anything less.”

(Terry Malloy)

MICHAELmATICIAN has previously stated that events not unlike this one are most likely staged attempts to destroy standard DVD players in hopes that they will be replaced by Blu-Ray players. MICHAELmATICIAN has stated that Blu-Ray is a “radical notion meant for technologies more primitive than GE”. He has also discouraged the donating of Blu-Ray DVDs to any local librarium.


“MIND WIRING” is coming soon

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 04/19/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN respectfully disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime. With simply a 1986 keyboard and his voice, MICHAELmATICIAN creates “sound units” of New Wave music for all Right citizens of Dallas, Texas. His lyrics are mostly technic professions meant for Resistors that comprise his organization. Of course, all of this is carefully documented by Jeremy Shingles (not to mention representatives of DeDonde Inc.).

In 2012, MICHAELmATICIAN is represented in the form of his latest Sound Unit “Mind Wiring”. This Sound Unit contains fifteen tracks of new music and professions that showcase the evolution and maturity of MICHAELmATICIAN’s sound. The built-in drum machine in his 1986 keyboard takes on a life of its own, not merely being a secondary presence. It disagrees with Dimensional Spacetime to be sure, not to mention this year’s neo-techno super pop FM hits. To MICHAELmATICIAN, sounds are as important as lyrics. Please understand: the drum machine’s hi-hat is as important as the lyric “invented”. So is silence.

“Palace Algeria” is the first track from Mind Wiring and has been released to the public. It represents MICHAELmATICIAN’s musical philosophy as well as his technic ideology. Therefore, to understand “Palace Algeria” is to understand MICHAELmATICIAN. However, to misunderstand it is to agree with Dimensional Spacetime. You’d be better off following Coldplay on Twitter. In “Palace Algeria”, MICHAELmATICIAN moves in a new direction/dimension. Listeners must decide if they will join or simply follow. You must decide if you agree or disagree with Dimensional Spacetime. Your action is required.


Palace Algeria (free download)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , on 03/26/2012 by jeremyshingles