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DVDs Destroy Dallas by Donation.

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on 07/24/2012 by jeremyshingles

Monday July 23rd: An abandonded burning car was found near a Dallas city park. A discarded police report states that the trunk of the car contained multiple garbage bags filled with DVDs and were unharmed by the fire. Allegedly, the DVDs were all identical copies of “Invasion of the Body Snatchers” (1956). Officer Parker indicated in the report that nearly 160 copies were recovered from the car trunk and subsequently donated to the “worst Dallas library available”.

Librarian Terry Malloy has denied such a donation, as well as the existence of the aforementioned “worst” library. Mr. Malloy made the following statement:

“I’ve been the Director of library services in this city for 4+ years, and I can tell you that most of our DVD donations come from the Local Ebay Reject List. We don’t accept anything less.”


(Terry Malloy)

MICHAELmATICIAN has previously stated that events not unlike this one are most likely staged attempts to destroy standard DVD players in hopes that they will be replaced by Blu-Ray players. MICHAELmATICIAN has stated that Blu-Ray is a “radical notion meant for technologies more primitive than GE”. He has also discouraged the donating of Blu-Ray DVDs to any local librarium.

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2011 Films: Observed By All Resistors (For The First Time)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 01/04/2012 by jeremyshingles

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Most of the Resistors in our organization have submitted the various films they’ve observed during the year of 2011. The following is a list of those films in no particular order. **MICHAELmATICIAN is believed to have observed only Horrible Bosses, stating that “it’s a very telling documentary”.

  1. Laura
  2. Kansas City Confidential
  3. Gun Crazy
  4. Big Combo
  5. I Wake Up Screaming
  6. Touch of Evil
  7. Pick Pocket
  8. The Night of The Hunter
  9. Rififi
  10. The Last Wave
  11. Brute Force
  12. The Trial
  13. Network
  14. Colossus: The Forbin Project
  15. Midnight Run
  16. Thieves Highway
  17. The Town
  18. The Taking of Pelham 123 (1973)
  19. The Switch
  20. Invasion of the Body Snatchers
  21. Definitely, Maybe
  22. Social Network
  23. Maiden Heist
  24. They Live
  25. Naked City
  26. Primer
  27. Westworld
  28. Nosferatu: The Vampyre
  29. The Lookout
  30. The Bucket List
  31. High Noon
  32. Lincoln Lawyer
  33. Body Heat
  34. Bullitt
  35. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1946)
  36. Blink
  37. Asphalt Jungle
  38. The Bourne Ultimatum
  39. I Confess
  40. In a Lonely Place
  41. Super 8
  42. Notorious
  43. Bringing Up Baby
  44. Dead Reaconing
  45. His Girl Friday
  46. Seven Year Itch
  47. Ace In The Hole
  48. Paths Of Glory
  49. Killer’s Kiss
  50. The Killing
  51. Inglorious Basterds
  52. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
  53. Frenzy
  54. Strangers On A Train
  55. Shadow Of A Doubt
  56. Suspicion
  57. Disclosure
  58. Charade
  59. Blow Out
  60. The Following
  61. The Prestige
  62. The Postman Always Rings Twice (1981)
  63. The Pledge
  64. True Grit (2010)
  65. 30 Minutes or Less
  66. Horrible Bosses
  67. The Hangover II
  68. The Ref
  69. The Happening
  70. Witness
  71. Broadcast News
  72. The King Of Marvin Gardens
  73. Call 777 Northside
  74. Escape From The Planet of The Apes
  75. Beneath The Planet of The Apes
  76. The Apartment
  77. Night Of The Iguana
  78. The Conversation
  79. Out Cold (1989)
  80. Les Diaboliques
  81. Modern Times
  82. The Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus
  83. Hereafter
  84. Fatal Attraction
  85. Adjustment Bureau
  86. North By Northwest
  87. Rosemary’s Baby
  88. Prizzi’s Honor
  89. The Changeling
  90. Whatever Works
  91. Take the Money And Run
  92. Sabotage
  93. The Lady Vanishes
  94. The Big Clock
  95. The Sweet Smell Of Success
  96. Drive
  97. Source Code
  98. I Am Number Four
  99. Limitless
  100. Unknown
  101. Night and The City