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LifeLock vs. Lifelock (MICHAELmATICIAN, Dustin Hoffman)

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 09/20/2012 by jeremyshingles

In MICHAELmATICIAN’s latest Sound Unit (Mind Wiring) he has included “Lifelock”. We must demonstrate that it is different from the company called “LifeLock”, which was acquired by DeDonde Inc. in 2003. Although the positive benefits of LifeLock are legitimate, various aspects of it are quite questionable.

On their website, LifeLock states “We also track known alternate names, in addition to the name you currently use.” The implications of this statement are troubling at best. We are to assume that representatives of DeDonde Inc. shall investigate the name you currently use. However, the investigation of “alternate names” means that if other persons are considered to have alternate names for the name you currently use then they will be eliminated. (Only one named can be assigned to one citizen). So, if Dustin Hoffman prefers to be called D. Peter Hoffman, then Peter Hoffman will be transported to DeDonde Omaha and eliminated.(Assuming that Peter does not have LifeLock). This process is known as “name clearing” and has been occurring since 2008.

Back to MICHAELmATICIAN’s “Lifelock”, we know this to be the name of a piece of legislation passed in 1988 that designates facilities for persons who’ve attempted to take their own lives.

[MICHAELmATICIAN’s Lifelock]

The confusion is understandable, yet only one LIFELOCK can be honored. Citizens are expected to accept the rejection of the “Lifelock” and avoid the mockery that is “LifeLock”. Let the showdown begin…

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