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MISSING PERSONS, NEW SOUND UNIT

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 03/07/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN has made no further comment about his upcoming Sound Unit, although an unrelated piece of news states that several VHS copies of Star Trek III: The Search For Spock were found in the restroom of a Dallas Dunkin’ Donuts this past weekend.

In Dallas, many music critics have gone missing during the past few months. Their respective music blogs are dead, but no one’s really noticed. There are currently 658 missing persons in Dallas county: 182 music critics/performers, 342 former Tyson Chicken employees, 108 current DeDonde Inc employees and 26 “MICHAELmATICIANs” (various ages/races).

Not before the the release of MICHAELmATICIAN’s newest Sound Unit, we predict that there will be some sort of video unit(s) meant to accompany it. Jeremy Shingles may or may not direct these units.

Do not attempt to present either a used VHS Star Trek I or II to MICHAELmATICIAN for the purpose of obtaining the new Sound Unit. The only acceptable used VHS is Star Trek III: The Search For Spock, and possibly Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann. (You are not expected to view either film).

“WIRING of a typical VCR can be modified to manipulate Time, but only in the inverse of Space dimensions.”

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Timerider: The Adventure of Lyle Swann

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Press Release: “Palace Algeria”

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 02/27/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN’s upcoming sound unit will contain a sound piece named “Palace Algeria”. MICHAELmATICIAN has stated that Algeria is the last stronghold of the Resistance, therefore we assume the sound piece elaborates upon that. Also, “Palace Algeria” will mark the first time since 1988 that a music single has referenced Algeria (Algeria’s national anthem was released as a Christmas song in 1988). Although the people of Algeria will be extremely excited to hear the sound piece, it is likely that “Palace Algeria” will not arrive there until late next year (Algerian law states that any outside music must be translated and re-recorded before being distributed in Algeria). It is our hope that this law can be circumvented by the smuggling of used VHS tapes on which the sound piece will be recorded. MICHAELmATICIAN will likely select a local Algerian VHS favorite: Star Trek III – The Search for Spock.

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Please stay tuned for “Palace Algeria” by MICHAELmATICIAN. It will be made accessible at the Jeremy Shingles Blog. If you wish to have “Palace Algeria” on your used VHS, please contact us. Finally, from the aforementioned anthem: “That we are in revolt, whether to live or to die, we are determined that Algeria should live, so be our witness, be our witness, be our witness”

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