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2:37am To Be Removed!!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on 06/01/2012 by jeremyshingles

MICHAELmATICIAN has proposed an official alteration to the time system of the Left Transversive World. On tuesday May 29th the proposition was submitted to the Terminal Timekeeper outlining a plan to replace and rearrange parts of the LTW time system. The Timekeeper has yet to comment on the proposition, while many speculate that no change will be implemented (The most recent time system change occured in 1979).

MICHAELmATICIAN’s plan is as follows: The minute “2:37am” will be removed from the time system. The lacking minute will then be replaced by the doubling of the minute “7:32pm”, making it 120 seconds in duration. This extended minute will mean the replacement of any and all time pieces in the LTW. As MICHAELmATICIAN puts it, “if half of the LTW is living in 7:32pm while the other half is living in the former state of 7:33pm, then the cosmic time code will be inverted terminally. However, this may have positive effects on the economy in certain parts of the LTW. Only time will tell.”

The Right Transversive World converted to a similar system in 2006 when the minute “3:33am” was divided into an additional 30 seconds in “1:11pm” and 5:55pm”, respectively.

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“The Current Timekeeper”
(Ronald Stams)1972-Present

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State of the Union 2011: Dedonde Propaganda

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 01/26/2011 by jeremyshingles

Last night’s address given by President Obama was  influenced by the interests and activities of Dedonde Enterprises. Although much of what the president said was valid and seemingly relevant, certain sections of his speech very closely resemble previous speeches by Dedonde Inc. representatives.  The following is a comparison of parts of Obama’s address and the 2007 Shareholders Conference of Dedonde Inc.  

Obama:

“To help businesses sell more products abroad, we set a goal of doubling our exports by 2014 — because the more we export, the more jobs we create at home. Already, our exports are up. Recently, we signed agreements with India and China that will support more than 250,000 jobs in the United States. And last month, we finalized a trade agreement with South Korea that will support at least 70,000 American jobs. This agreement has unprecedented support from business and labor; Democrats and Republicans, and I ask this Congress to pass it as soon as possible.”

Ronald Stams (Dedonde Inc.):

“To help Dedonde Inc. sell more products abroad, we are going to double our exports by 2011 — because the more we export, the more jobs are available in China and India.  Also, in the coming years there will be an  agreement with South Korea that will transfer nearly 70,000 American jobs. This  is an unprecedented agreement from Ohlo Chao, and we are confident that the  Korean Energy Group will execute it as soon as possible.”

 

This is not the first time that a speech from the U.S. goverment has echoed ideas and interests of Dedonde Enterprises (See the 1987 Oil and Eco-change Conference). Michaelmatician warns us that propaganda of the multinational corporation Dedonde Enterprises is embedded in virtually all media and is very difficult to detect.

However, we will learn to see the Michrotron.

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-Jeremy Shingles


A full transcript of the State of the Union Address 2011.